NaCl

Sodium chloride, or table salt. In case you're chemically illiterate, it's a non-lethal compound of two elements: one sodium, which is lethal, and one chlorine, which is also lethal. Why the fuck is NaCl non-lethal? I don't fucking know. Google it or ask your science teacher if you want answers.

Why the fuck do I need to provide you with examples of NaCl when you have a billion of them in your kitchen?

NaCl by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Nasgubbo 

Some nigga who made Find The Marlin, also he had a girlfriend but she broke up with him after he forced her to suck his dick

Nasgubbo: I love lolis-

Me: pedophile

Nasgubbo by Tempurasus November 26, 2022

nather 

Nather is an abbreviation of a person’s Nationality and their Heritage.

Anthony is born in Britain and his mother is Italian and his father is Polish.

Example

Anthony

British (Nationality)
Italian/Polish (Heritage)

Emoji version

Anthony
🇬🇧
🇮🇹/🇵🇱

When asking your “Nather” you can say “British” (nationality) and end the conversation there, or you can say “British of Italian & Polish heritage”

Example

Kate
British
English
She/Her (Pronouns optional)

Emoji version

Kate
🇬🇧
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
She/Her (Pronouns optional)

If you have dual nationality:

Antoinette
French/Italian
Swiss
(Pronouns optional)

Emoji version

Antoinette

🇫🇷/🇮🇹
🇨🇭
(Pronouns optional)

When asked

Where are you from?

Where are you really from?

Polite way

What’s your nather?

nather by Pink Bourbon December 11, 2022

Sway Nada 

The act of tring to appear sober when in the presence of authority.

If it wasn't for my expertise in sway nada I would have a DUI right now.

Sway Nada by Poopy McStinky May 4, 2009

Drinking Nap 

The act of drinking beer while taking a nap and listening to music. Every time the song changes and your still awake, drink some beer until your eventually asleep.

why take a regular nap before a fri/sat night when you can take a drinking nap

Drinking Nap by mikec12321 February 17, 2010

Milk Napkin 

Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.

Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.

Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.

Milk Napkin by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010

Jim Nantz 

Announcer for CBS. Does golf, football. Known to be the biggest Patriots alive. Don't believe me, watch a Patriots game on CBS, then you'll agree with me.

Phil Simms: Hey Jim, why is Tom Brady playing badly today?

Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.

Jim Nantz by Big Dick Johnsons Large Cock February 23, 2011