Arkansas Beanstalk 

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

Arkansas Beanstalk by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

boston beaner steamer by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

anal beans 

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.

Wow time those are some large anal beans

anal beans by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016

The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

The beansman by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

Bumpin Beans 

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

Bumpin Beans by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

sean beaned 

To be killed repeatedly over and over again. Exclusively in the Fantasy/ gamer world!

Dude, you just killed me like three times! I just got Sean Beaned!!!

sean beaned by Mantaray22 October 6, 2018

dick beanie 

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

dick beanie by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019