lap pussy

A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.

Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

Muddy Pussy

A female who's vagina is very dirty and has a lingering fishy odor.

Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"

Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."

Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"

Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!

by chanceofstormm December 9, 2021

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

bulldozer pussy

A gigantic gaping pussy, that devours one's dick. A bottom less pussy, that does not give any sexual pleasure.

Danny's pussy is so big i could stick my head in it. She has a bulldozer pussy

by Dixie Crystal January 12, 2017

nigerian pussy

a pussy from the finest ladies in africa. mostly black, but sometimes there’s a surprise

karl: ur pussys so good and black
kumawa: thanks it’s a nigerian pussy

by scoliosis god November 11, 2019

pussy poncho

A whole load of pussy.

I am so gangsta I wear a pussy poncho.

by drdoctor October 30, 2013

grabbing pussy

Something Madanna does more on a daily basis then President Trump ever did.

That damn Madanna is constantly grabbing pussy then has the gall to talk shit on President Trump about him doing it! What a pussy grabbing bitch!

by Zorged June 2, 2017