Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy) 

Refers directly to Till Lindemann, lead singer for the German Industrial band Rammstein. It refers to the fact that he has put on a little...erm...Weight and it isn't muscle. Also refers indirectly to someone who has put on a few pounds.

He looked a bit like the Tillsbury Doughboy in their video for "Mein Teil" didn't he?

Whoa there, Tillsbury, hit the gym!

No, no, the Tillsbury look is cute, honest!

Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy) by Cyndiana August 4, 2004

the ticket 

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

the ticket by Jake March 25, 2004

the tavern 

aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the 'well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.
*parking located in the rear

-dude, what the fuck are we gonna do tonight??
-are you fucking stupid?? the tavern you dumb fuck

the tavern by Tavern Crew February 10, 2005

The Taste Of Monkeys 

One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.

I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?

The Taste Of Monkeys by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008

Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

Stuff The Turkey by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

You know, the thing 

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

You know, the thing by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022

The Typing of the Dead 

The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"

Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."

Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"

Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."

Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."

The Typing of the Dead by Adel7 August 15, 2007