aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the 'well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.
*parking located in the rear
-dude, what the fuck are we gonna do tonight??
-are you fucking stupid?? the tavern you dumb fuck
by Tavern Crew February 10, 2005
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An establishment built by the gods themselves, where the sun is always shining, the beats are always bangin' the beers are always flowing & the darts are always burning!

The dress code is googs & tonight's entertainment is ketamine

A club house where only the prestigious are welcome,
Dude1: "Man, can't wait to finish work, get to Joeys Tavern and get off my chops on gear"

Dude2: "shut the fuck up strom"
by XL.stretfighter September 6, 2012
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The stinky house covered in peepee where all the boys can get smacked and forget their problems
by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
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the word tavern originates from the surf spot McCauleys, located in the Illawarra NSW Aus. Created by a local bodyboarder, which was originally used to describe a wave (usually a large hollow slab type). The word then was slowly transformed into a adjective, expressing various things such as surf tricks.
That wave was fucking tavern!
Man that carve was tavern as!
Did you see that tavern? It was insane!
by 2515 August 30, 2009
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A type of bar or store where rum and other liquors are sold. They were mostly ran back in the 1700-1800s.
Mom: Hun, run by the tavern today and pick up a bucket of rum for daddy.
by Megan Lusnick June 16, 2017
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Fucking amazing a person with this surname is one lucky person
by Jimmy Joe 24 December 20, 2017
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Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
by Jcover June 27, 2014
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