mole at the ticket window 

A protruding bowl movement, about to defecate.

I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.

mole at the ticket window by Evans Elves January 2, 2010

Banana up the Tailpipe 

1) to engage in anal sex

"Omg did you hear what Chris did to Jenny?"
"Yeah he gave her a banana up the tailpipe."

Banana up the Tailpipe by schmeast February 20, 2011

shooting inside the tent 

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.

I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?

shooting inside the tent by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011

balls in the trolley 

adj. A phrase used to convey that one thing is really amazing. One may add the word "respectfully" while using the term to indicate politeness.

1: "I just passed my exam!"
2: "That is very balls in the trolley, respectfully."

balls in the trolley by GorillasEatBiscuits December 22, 2021

risk it for the triscuit 

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.

Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."

risk it for the triscuit by Ghetto Wordsmith June 14, 2014

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester 

A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester is a master of the arts.

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester by duwqgyfbwf May 17, 2022

Basting the Turkey 

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

Basting the Turkey by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009