twink eye 

an infection of the eye, predominantly found in gay men, marked by the tendency to stare at slim, young, generally smooth-skinned men aka twinks.

Q: Did you really hook up with that new freshman homo after the party last night?!

A: Yea. I've had a really bad case of twink eye lately and he was the only cure I could find.

twink eye by jamesch13 March 3, 2010

eyes left! 

During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"

This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.

Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.

Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.

This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.

Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?

Military Man 2: Eyes Left!

eyes left! by cityguychicago August 28, 2009

snake eyes 

To look at somebody with a ball in your hands,and throw it to somebody else.

"yo,he pulled a snake eyes on me,i thought he was throwin the ball to Jill!!!!"

snake eyes by Tyler White(aka youngboyt) December 9, 2009

pirate eye 

The act of a man lobbing his jizz into a person's eye.

Sammy got the pirate eye from some Donkey of a Coop last night!

pirate eye by Rob Allan September 12, 2003

Spider Eye

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.

Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.

Spider Eye by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

eyeball 

Prison slang for anus or anal virginity

As in, "Give me that eyeball boy!"
Referring to anal virginity

eyeball by Party Boy June 14, 2004

evil eye 

to be under an evil spell or to cast one.(black magic)

"i think someone put an evil eye on me. can you do something about it?"-mr.smith
"yeah but you have to fast for 4 days before the cerimony begins."-mr.yazzie

evil eye by crook foot March 12, 2004