Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Kawasaki water park

While having relations, the male pulls out, twists their penis and makes a motorbike sound while ejaculating.

I gave Janet in accounting the ol Kawasaki Water Park.

by EL beau August 12, 2023

Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Parked

Something that feels like it’s not moving but is

Ugh this day is so Parked

by Guy Him March 9, 2024

Oak park

A sucka ass hood in Sacramento and it’s filled with a bunch of dirty ass females

Eww he’s from oak park

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.

You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."

by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025

Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er

A person who succeeds at everything they do.

Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023