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Wrinkler Ryan 

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.
Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

Creepy-Ryan 

Stupid fucking fool. Honestly probably a rapist. Always trying to rape little asian girls.
AAAAAGHHHH Creepy-Ryan is following me
Creepy-Ryan by lalala fuck ryan January 17, 2015

The Ryan 

That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.
" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"

"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."
The Ryan by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

The Ryan 

When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.
Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us
The Ryan by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015

Hannah Ryan-Hamerlinck 

A pretty, cute, and funny girl who I want to do something cool for so you guys should add this to the urban dictionary.
Hannah ryan-hamerlinck is pretty swagged out.

conor ryan 

tied first in the competition of oppiplebs
why cant you be a conor ryan
conor ryan by ben is an oppipleb October 26, 2017