a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.
Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"
That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.
" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"
When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He willfuck random objects while under said intoxication.
Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us