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that one dude at a party who always get extremely intoxicated and acts like a complete dumbfuck. Usually an outcast, and can never get into a girl, due to his small dick.
by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015
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" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"
"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."
"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."
by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015
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