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Sex Cuffs
Sex cuffs is another word for handcuffs but they are never used for anything other than sex. They are usually longer than regular hand cuffs and can come in a variety of colours and with or without fuzzy. Bought Usually in sex shops.
Oh my god Bill, I used the sex cuffs on Justine last night. I never heard my name screamed so much. She said "Best sex we ever had"
Sex Cuffs by Blue Street January 15, 2007
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Sex Yoda
When you teach someone with a virgin state of mind things about sex and a variety of not pure things. A corrupter of innocent minds. Usually not a parent figure. Most likely the older boys at school.
Man! I didn't know what a cincinnati bowtie was until my Sex Yoda taught me what that meant. It sounds like fun!
Sex Yoda by Green Lantern of Sector 2814 December 14, 2010
Sex Kestrel
The RSPB may be complaining about the increasing lack of native British thorna, but they have failed to take into account, as far as I am aware, the uprise in the number of Sex Kestrels roaming the skys and industrial wastelands of the United Kingdom.
The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.
The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.
Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.
All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.
The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.
Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.
All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The Sex Kestrel swooped on the latest informal, but rather damp, group of young Rogers involved in the art of Arse Warbling. May its phychotic vocal ramblings me a measure of awefullness forever and a day.
Sex Kestrel by Becky Barnett June 11, 2006
Sex story
Jack was a college student at the time. He had a dorm partner that was female and her name was Katie and she was hot. Perfect breast a nice ass and brown hair. One day after coming back from shopping he hears muffled screaming coming from Katie's room. He goes in and sees Katie maturbating. He decides to help. He takes of his shirt then his pants. Katie then notices him and tell him to join. He take of his boxers and reveals a 8 inch cock. Katie take off her bra and spreads her legs. He inserts his dick and she screams. He moves in and out. Until the both cum. Katie kneels down and gives Jake a blowjob of a lifetime. His cum explodes in her throat. Next they go doggy style both cumming twice. Jake layes down and Katie hops and his penis.
She bounces up and down. Cum running all over their thighs. They do 69 last then fall asleep. Next week they are dating.
That was my sex story.
She bounces up and down. Cum running all over their thighs. They do 69 last then fall asleep. Next week they are dating.
That was my sex story.
Sex story by Cantcount44 February 15, 2022