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blue balls

A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
by porky sanchez September 6, 2010
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Blue cheese

when a girl is tossing your "salad" you take your semen from previous occasions and make her lick it off of your "salad"
Dude, Jordan i had Rachelle lick the blue cheese when she tossed my salad
by R_A_I_93 April 3, 2009
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blue waffle

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses
Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.
by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 26, 2014
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Blue-Nosed Jackass

A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.
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blue woowoo

yo, we drove drove around all night last night in the blue woowoo
by henry May 13, 2005
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blue falcon

The Best Softball team of all time...based in Savannah GA! Who always lose
Hey guys the Blue falcons lost 21 to 1 they ROCK!!!
by chris charette April 2, 2005
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Blue Fetus

Me- Horsea, you look like a blue fetus

Baby Horsea- horsea horsea horsea sea...horseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa.

Me- Don't deny it, you know you're a blue fetus.

Baby Horsea- Hoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrsssseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........
by RatchetBoo May 31, 2003
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