chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005

blazin

Cool and the best. The coolest damn thing.

Mr. P's Pizza
One of my homies thinks it's just blazin!

by Henry May 26, 2004

tulow

fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm

durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious

by henry December 30, 2004

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

canine

In S&M it's a practice in which the slave behaves as a dog: i.e. wears a collar and leash, eats and drinks from a bowl, crawls around on all fours, spends time in a kennel, etc. Woof!

Master Bruno and and his boy, Henry, were into K9.

by Henry March 10, 2005

baba booey

Nickname for Howard Stern show producer Gary Dell'Abate. Bestowed on him when one day during a show Gary insisted that he had a animation cell of Quick Draw McGraw sidekick "Baba Booey" When Gary was proven wrong (actually "Baba Louie"), as punishment Howard called Gary Baba Booey for the rest of the broadcast. After the broadcast, Gary was heard to say "Well, I'm glad that joke's over." Little did he know.
Ridiculed for having big teeth, bad breath, looking like a monkey or a babboon, and being overly defensive when something he does is questioned.

"His teeth are green and skunky, and he looks just like a monkey, Baba Booey"
"What is it, Baba Booey?"

by Henry June 18, 2006

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 02, 2005