When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.

Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.

The Numerology of Donald Trump by MathPlus February 18, 2019

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Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

Donald Trump by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Word of the Day on September 16, 2015

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Donald J. Trump

An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.

Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 June 21, 2020

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