Benjamin Ryan Teeter 

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

That's what Ryan Said 

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.

Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.

That's what Ryan Said by mnamna1 February 26, 2011

a "Ryan Leaf" 

Term used to describe anything that is extremely over-hyped or overrated.

Man, everyone said The Departed was a great movie, but it was totally a "Ryan Leaf".

a "Ryan Leaf" by Michael51 March 4, 2007

Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest 

Nickname for Jon Evans, An RA in New South Hall, 1st Floor, Georgetown University.

Yo, Seacrest totally broke up the party in my room last night.

Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest by AGD October 17, 2004

The Ryan Shocker 

When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!

The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!

The Ryan Shocker by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006

Chad ryan 

normally the type of person who would want to get a blowjob from a 14 year old girl. he has a baby at 17 and diggs emo girls. he normally sits on the curb and drinks his feelings away normally screaming phrases such as "cocksucker" and "i love porn" you do not want to be a chad ryan.

dude look at that Chad ryan over there.. i want to punch him in his nuts.

Chad ryan by dandude231 November 4, 2011

Frazer Ryan Eastman 

Frazer Ryan Eastman is a guy who is weird, derpy, and he makes up songs in Skype conversations...

Basically he's a weirdy.

What the hell is that Frazer Ryan Eastman doing????

Frazer Ryan Eastman by HiFrazer December 2, 2011