tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

all semen eye

A trio of men blowing each other, making an Illuminati triangle shape.

Time to form the All Semen Eye and let our powers combine!

by deakonlogic September 19, 2019

Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster

you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes

by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018

Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

by asiandong June 6, 2016

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

Blue eyes syndrome

People with blue eyes (or any exotic color) tend to keep them open very wide. Which can make them seem a little high at times or in some cases, just plain out creepy. This may be a conscious action caused by wanting people to see they're rare eye color. Or just simply them being weird or not noticing.

Person 1: Woah, why did miley cyrus look like that in blue eyes meme of her
Person 2: Oh, she's probably got blue eyes syndrome

by Interstellar444 October 18, 2021