falling on blind eyes 

Something which is in front of us, yet cannot or will not be seen.

The visual equivalent of 'falling on deaf ears'.

Inside the White House, the numbers kept falling on blind eyes, unable to see that infection rates were exploding, that their candidate was massively behind in the polls, that across the country, people were on the march and would not back down.

falling on blind eyes by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020

Emilia's Eyes 

Vessels used to house and direct the judgement of all greek gods.

In modern day being gazed upon by Emilia's Eyes is being defined as a fate worse than any hell imaginable.
Anything but the judgement of Emilia's Eyes!
This will definetely recieve Emilia's Eyes.

Emilia's Eyes by Johnny de Luxe October 29, 2020

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

sand in the eyes by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

three brained eyeball 

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

three brained eyeball by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021

Muteness of the Eyes 

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

Muteness of the Eyes by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

Bridge Card Black Eye 

A bridge card black eye is a Michigan reference to when you are dating a girl with food stamps and you piss her off so much she violently whips her Bridge Card (a debit card, credit card, or Blockbuster gift card can be substituted as well) at your face hard enough to give you a black eye.

My buddy Dave told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her sister AND brother so she gave him a bridge card black eye.

Bridge Card Black Eye by KTeacherK May 27, 2021

From my eyes deh at me knees

From me eyes deh at me knees means since someone was a kid. Literally since their eyes were at their knees.

I've been hearing about that old man from my eyes deh at me knees. This expression paints the picture of how you have grown a lot, comparing the height you were as a kid to how you are now.

From my eyes deh at me knees by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021