planeswalker jace

that one dude from hit card game magic the gathering

planeswalker jace use bubble beam

by yes=horny=boi February 13, 2023

plantonic

planning something while having a platonic relationship on Valentine's Day

Pip: happy (plantonic) Valentine's Day
Jim: Plantonic? Are you planning something?
Pip: STOP

by lexaprohater2022 February 14, 2023

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

Planck's Pixel Limit

Based upon an analog of Planck's Length, the Planck's Pixel Limit is the absolute "zoom" one can use to narrow down on/enlarge a photo before pixels become meaningless.

CSI-type show:
"Computer, enhance! Enhance! Computer, why can't you enhance any more, dammit?!"
"Special Agent X, it appears that this image has reached its Planck's Pixel Limit; there is no more information to show that makes sense in our universe."

by jaques_custodian February 26, 2023

planesonged

When you stop listening to music artists you once loved to listen to or resonate with.

I have planesonged Madonna’s newer albums. I just don’t seem to resonate with her anymore.

by anonymous March 2, 2023

Planger

Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.

by milpoolSK March 5, 2023