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school food 

It isn’t food. It slightly resembles food. Barely edible.
The school food tastes like ass but I’m hungry.
school food by cobbledsloth September 14, 2022

school assembly 

When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly
Person 1: Yo bro we have a school assembly about consent
Person 2: I am not attending
school assembly by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023

school pleasure 

A girl or boy you date or in talking stage at school just for fun and nothing else
Oh Ariel is just a school pleasure. I’m only with her since I’m bored

School Girls Simulator 

Jack Frost - you wanna play some school girls simulator?
Hiccup - nah it’s Fake

School of Hard Knocks 

What uneducated, dropout, depressed, (usually American) people who most often have a criminal record put as their education on social media because it’s less embarrassing than saying they couldn’t do something as simplistic as passing basic high school requirements.
Employment: Baller at Smokin Dope

Education: Studied thuggin at School of Hard Knocks

School Bus 

A school bus, is the name you give to a person that sleeps with everyone around them, preferably in a school environment.

School buses are often bulgarian and are also dressed in extremely vulgar and provocative atire, turning every desperate man on and sometimes, TEACHERS...
"Dude, He-s dating the school bus"
"Yeah, i banged her last night"
School Bus by ElBarto1111 May 10, 2010