colored glasses

the way which police say they don’t see people

pdo you see how he didn’t even pull out his gun on that white man threatening him?

yeah, but he’ll tackle a black man. he must have colored glasses.

yeah, he’s ignorant to think he doesn’t.

by christabelleepps December 11, 2020

Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you feel like you have diarrhea but when sit down it’s just wet farts

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you think you have diarrhea but you only have loud wet farts.

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis.

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

:sun_glasses:

a funny joke that was started by a funny youtuber named Jayingee.

im a pro at this obby :sun_glasses:

by Sans_and_ashton March 23, 2021

listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021