low test

Low testosterone male.

Slang used on 4chan

"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

The lift test

The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".

Put my back out last night attempting the lift test

by El burno July 31, 2009

test fit

When a male is inserting his semi flaccid penis in a vagina and is unable to continue the sexual act, thus resulting in a test fit.

"I've had twelve sexual partners, sixteen if you count the test fits"

by ewic310 March 11, 2014

test rush

The rush of people who go to hand in their tests (which they've all finished) after someone else hand theirs in, in a fear of being the first to finish it.

Guy 1: Were you in English today? There was this huge test rush when I went to pass my exam in.

Guy 2: Yeah, that was so funny!

by offulspellir92 May 12, 2009

Rorschach test

"Inkblot tests", but not always with inkblots. They evalutate psychological health and such inaccurately, but are good enough to determine if someone has a serious problem.

T: What does this look like?
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.

by DLG June 29, 2003

cooper test

Is the the ultimate test of pain and misery. Running two miles, on the track, with a stop watch pushing you the whole way. The cooper test is the ultimate of life's suckiness. It is the mother of all suckiness. No matter how fit you are the Cooper test will make you wish you were the throw up you leave on the ground.

We are gonna go run the cooper test tomorrow. Team get your puke bags ready.

by barf99 February 23, 2010

Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.

Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!

by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012