testicle twins

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.

Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.

by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020

test fart

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.

Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.

by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

tesco value

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

by wonderfool April 2, 2004

Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.

He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.

by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018

Testiphoney

Legal. False and misleading statements under oath.

After he testified in court, they found out he was lying and sentenced him to 6 months for testiphoney.

by Cabot Wonder August 11, 2009

Tessa

Tessa is the most wonderful girl in the world, i'm so happy that she is now mine. Without her i would be nothing. She is absolutely perfect in every single way possible. "When Will I Realize" by Avery Pwky is our song I love her beautiful smile, her breathtakingly gorgeous eyes, her adorable laugh, her amazing personality. Everything about her is amazing. She can put a smile on my face no matter how i feel. I love her more than anything in the world, she is the only person that i can honestly say i would love to be with forever and thats a good thing because we are forever(: I fully trust her with everything. Tessa has my heart and always will, i know it's safe with her and will never be hurt. Tessa baby I love you so so much, your perfect and i'll always be with you<3

Guy: Dude who was that girl you we're with?
Me: Oh that was Tessa(: she's my wonderfully perfect girlfriend<3
TRS

by DeadlyDustin October 1, 2011