Swill

The act of applying cosmetics in haste.

I had to swill my face before I went to work.

by farkusfarko January 1, 2009

Shildo

A Dildo That is Shitty

OMG Look at that Chicks Shildo

by ARDD May 13, 2009

swilly

the art of being super illy. most likely because of the nature of the beast within staying fly.

wow buddy...ur so swilly

by imburnt April 22, 2011

Swillin'

A variation of chillin'
Or simply, cool, awesome, Illin'

1: Dude you heading to katie's 18th?
2: Yeah dude sounds swillin'

by Appledanish. December 1, 2009

Sildode

Fuzzy, singing dildo with selectable soundtracks.

I couldn't hear my girlfriend's moan from the awesome catchy tunes of her sildode!

by PSEUDONYMchode May 8, 2010

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008