squirt mcgirt

its when you have to poo and its running down your leg

yo man i got that squirt mcgirt man, lets get to a bathroom

by the real squirt mcgirt July 2, 2010

Squirt

The favorite drink of the one, Harry Potter.

Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.

by DeadWizardGod August 18, 2011

power squirt

When a guy has an amazing orgasm and jizzes uncontrollably after not masturbating for a while.

adam: oh man, that was the best orgasm ever, it was a POWER SQUIRT!

by LikesToMasturbate December 12, 2008

squily

a name u call some one that is a raging homo sexual

billy is also a squily

by dethklok23 July 6, 2008

Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

squirtbag

a dog that pees on the floor when ever someone comes over.

yo. that dog is a mad squirtbag!

by young loscar July 1, 2011

Squilium

When a partner pitches a women's vaginal tissue, but Is also fingering her anus and inserting his penis in her vagina causing her to squiel.

A girl walks to a guy and saids "can you make Squilium".

by Darealsoup May 21, 2015