Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.
Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.
by Nick June 19, 2006
Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.
We were totally going at it but I had to stop him because I couldn't stop laughing at his party socks.
by lol party sox December 07, 2005
A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
by chris ord June 24, 2010
Very low cut running socks.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
by Aartz November 22, 2021
It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.
Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013
A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019