12 definitions by chris ord
Womens tits,refers mainly to the large English pendular variety,rather than the smaller pert European type.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.
whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc
See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
by chris ord August 31, 2006
Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
by chris ord March 13, 2015