Smogon

A pokemon community. They think they are cool because they are good pokemon battlers. The community is full of 69 year old pedophiles.

chaos: I beat you in a pokemon battle. That makes me more elite than you. Smogon is the best pokemon cummunity because I said so!
A fine user: Fucking no-lifed faggot.

by The_Real_God January 17, 2009

smoob

A small boob: when a woman has two different size boobs and someone is referring to the smaller boob.

My smoob is only a B cup

by SnappyTang December 31, 2009

pickle smoocher

ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible

"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"

by skott klla December 18, 2005

smoo

Female ejaculatory liquid. Also used to refer to any sexual fluid.

He woke up covered in smoo

by Ubernick July 23, 2008

Smogon

A website which forces confused teenagers and unemployed young adults into working for free on a multimilionaire pyramid scheme, calling itself a "University". The way it was setup, it makes them believe they will be relevant in the future for publishing content and contributing to the pyramid scheme while they continuously pursuit for more status in the website. However, in the end of the day they never end up getting a single penny for it, and when they become too strong in the pyramid, they set them up with a ban, and this way the pyramid scheme keeps going forever and only giving real profits to the actual owners.
Also known as a popular breeding ground for pedophiles (moderators).

I hope my child doesn’t end up on Smogon!

by ooofaa January 28, 2022

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

smoobag

Something very cute that you want to spoon- spooning leads to forking

your such a smoobag

hey smoobag

by laurence wild September 22, 2007