mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.

by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

That shit slaps

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.

Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!

by Lotsofur August 20, 2020

Stack Slap

The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.

see Stack

"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."

"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."

"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."

by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

Slaps Ass

As in something "slaps ass". This term is used to describe something that is good.

The opposite of "fucks ass"

May be abbreviated as just "slaps"

Damn Girl, these nachos really slap ass

This song really slaps ass

by 71Jilly April 6, 2019

Slap the Bag

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.

"It's time to get drunk! SLAP THE BAG!"

by Nate Beal October 24, 2005

slap head

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead

"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed

by Anonymous October 22, 2003