Amazon Shopper

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days

Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper

by Mr.V May 15, 2020

Alabama mud skipper

When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.

I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.

by Billy bubba November 13, 2013

skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper

by JB October 20, 2004

stopper mcblopper

the event in which u are riding your skateboard and the board suddenly comes to a hault and you go flying. This traditionaly happens on an un-waxed ledge, or while riding on a rock infested street.

Wham you go flying of your board.

by Miguel Diaz July 5, 2005

cock stopper

a female that has a large nose, hence preventing her from performing an proper blowjob.

did you see the cock stopper on that bitch?

by jerryduschbag January 13, 2011

skipper

A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.

"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."

"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."

by Senora Dibiatchio October 2, 2006

Skippered

To have sex with someone, sometimes in a controlling manner.

Becky: "I got skippered by the Tuna Captain last night.
Michelle: "Becky you dirty slut! You know he's skippered half the town already right!?"
Becky: "I know! But he just has a way of talking a girl into it!"

by MoscowRant February 14, 2012