schmuckatelli

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

schmitten

to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.

friend- are you still schmitten with that bitch
guy- yea we talk a lil

by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

schmu

the most intense type of butt sex. evar. only the most badasses of badasses would EVAR think of THINKING about doing THIS

"hey baby wana schmu tonight?"
"hell no!"

your not enough of a badass to know about it

by the original schmulbach October 16, 2011

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey May 13, 2005