Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

bing schlong

bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)

Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!

My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!

by hadleyyy March 12, 2022

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker

girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker

by yumclump September 18, 2017

Schlong

Something PlayStation players suck on.

That guy sucks at Fortnite. He eats schlong on the daily

by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020