1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
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when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whipping mug.When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whipping mug.When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
Get the Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer mug.most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.
by dumbasjax January 4, 2024
Get the schlong mug.A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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