Nut Rippler

When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like you shit yourself. But when you stand up the gas releases silently and your nut falls back into place.

Man I was sitting beside this SFU and I had a nut rippler. Didn't want to move or it would smell.

by Mike Pell November 9, 2005

Ripping

Making fun of someone. Used often in the popular show South Park.

Cartman: "Shut up you stupid hippy!"
Kyle: "why do always have to be ripping on people fat ass?"

by My ships are gayer than yours July 21, 2014

red ripper

When a red headed male from Florida farts so hard that he busts open a hemorrhoid and blood comes out.

Brandon was driving back from Melbourne and farted so loud , Valerie knew the Red Ripper struck again.

by Lion O Richie September 2, 2018

Ripe

At the perfect place of developed and fresh

That idea was ripe. His new rhymes are ripe.

by Sjonesy February 3, 2017

Chodney Ripple

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.

Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009

ripped jeans

Jeans that are oximoronically(new word?) pre-ripped. Basically poser teenagers buy these for extremely high prices so they can look cool, tough, and weathered.

Real Ripped Jeans:
Hey look, that guy has a pair of work pants with holes in them. He must be pretty hard working.

Fake:
Wow, that guy is a fuckin' poser.

by Me47 May 9, 2011

Get ripped or die tryin'

Smoking weed in an attempt to get as high or 'ripped' as humanly possible.

Choofing your balls off with no regard for one's own safety or physical or mental well-being

Anf: "Yo, Did you wanna have a choof tonight?"

Mat: "I'm hangin' for a choof.
Let's get ripped or die tryin'"

by MatParker March 30, 2011