Pineapplemaxxing

Consuming large quantities of pineapple or pineapple products in order to maximize the flavor of fluids evacuated during oral sex.

"Hey man, did you seal the deal with Katie?"
"Yeah! I've been pineapplemaxxing all week cuz she said she wanted to chill at my place this weekend"

by The One True Chimp Maniac June 21, 2021

Pieness

Pieness, derived from the word pie, is a word used to describe someone who is special and dear to you. It can also resemble words of endearment such as ‘cupcake’, ‘cutie pie’, ‘lover’ etc.

Good morning my pieness, I miss you so much my pieness. You are looking so beautiful pieness. “How is the most beautiful lady in the land doing? My pieness!”

by Imkitta June 29, 2021

Pine nut

Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way

“Proper pine nut that!”

“Hey, seen my new bike?”
“Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”

by Tuudidoo May 1, 2023

Pineclaw

A silly fellow based from Pine Martens and possessed by Caller's Agony Spirit.

He loves pretzels, cats, and being a hindrance to you during your shifts at the establishment.

"Don't let Pineclaw on the family computer again, He's going to leak the confidential files!

by iGlacier September 4, 2023

Roman Pincer

when one takes his middle finger and puts it in a girls asshole and then puts his thumb in her pooter, then squeezes rigorously

give her the roman pincer

by R Shan March 28, 2008

real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020