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Melfinna

Melfinna is a girl who always gossips about other people. She cannot keep her pie hole shut and always speaks crap about people whom she is jealous of. Because of this many people hate her through out her school, workplace etc. Often times she lies and tells the teacher on anyone who speaks about her. Hypocrite much? She is also a try hard and thinks she is 'it' when in reality nobody likes her. She is very two-faced, actually make that ten faced. She is continuously trying to copy everybody and wouldn't know what original was if it hit her in the face with a brick. Finally, Melfinnas are very rude and always tries to get the boys attention. xxx
Girl: Omg! Melfinna is copying me again!

Me: Don't worry about it... She always copies me... She's jealous

Girl: Lol! K
by Wankywanker April 14, 2014
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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
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ruin myself

Its another phrasing for “soil yourslf”/ ejaculate. - usually when it’s messy

Other phrasings are ‘mess myself’ and ‘soil myself’
Ruin myself- to ejaculate

A- “I just ruined myself reading Winnie the pooh
M- “okay now I know you’re drunk”
by Napoleon666 October 29, 2017
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pardoning myself

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018
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screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation
by genius trinny April 20, 2022
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honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0
Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.
by juicemonkey December 2, 2014
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