Ringo1121's definitions

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Chicken Little

The act of ejacaculating from above, usually in stairwells, and sometimes aiming for certain bodyparts (mouth, breast) of your lover.

I gave my girl a Chicken Little as she put on her boots.

by Ringo1121 May 20, 2018