2 definitions by Ringo1121

pardoning myself

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 9, 2018

The act of ejacaculating from above, usually in stairwells, and sometimes aiming for certain bodyparts (mouth, breast) of your lover.

I gave my girl a Chicken Little as she put on her boots.

by Ringo1121 April 3, 2018