mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

by gnostic1 August 24, 2011

mortal kombat

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.

"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

by Nk April 26, 2003

bricks and mortar

The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.

I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)

by sadko July 19, 2009

mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Mortal Cumbat

When you are piledriving a girl and when you are about to ejaculate so you dropkick her so her spine bends to her front so she breaks her back and or neck, then you cum on her screaming FLAWLESS VICTORY

Did you her Kevin Mortal Cumbated Nico and was arrested

by RedYetiGorillaz February 21, 2014

MortalKombat

The Stuff Of Legends are made of.

You are not a gamer if you dont do the honors of playing MK once a day.

by Alex. February 15, 2005

ruese morton

One who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.

Sean Penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.

by beggingbeaver February 25, 2010