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One who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.
Sean Penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.
by beggingbeaver February 25, 2010
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A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.
Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".
by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010
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