sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks

Dude that guy is a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt May 13, 2005

cunt lapper

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

laser

Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.

by HD Penguin June 2, 2011

LaPerche

The most epikk last name given to only the most amazing human beings known to existence who also happen to be french.

"That LaPerche knows what's up!"

by misspoopalot May 2, 2010

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006