hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 23, 2004

hampon

An absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.

I do not believe that Raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.

by T Face Hollowhead January 1, 2010

Hardonrific

When something is as terrific as having a boner. Or some one is so hot they give you a boner.

Damn, that girl is hardonrific

by lewisssssssssssss March 9, 2010

Haydon-Soutar

A serious gamer who does nothing but game. He moans about nothing in porticular

he a haydon-soutar

by xiblaaze December 6, 2010

hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011