girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

girthquake

seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual

Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.

by acharisa February 21, 2024

girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the act of making your penis horizontally wider. Smushing your penis on a flat surface over time works best.

I’ve been girthmaxing latley and it’s made my dick look so much wider

by RedHotBiscuits February 25, 2024

girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing the action of enlarging the girth of a man’s penis helping widen his penis masking his penis more of a weapon during sex.

Brayden was girthmaxxing in social studies

by Girthygod6969 February 26, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of increasing your penile girth.

I recently started girthmaxxing and my girl can't get enough!

by Father_Terry February 27, 2024

girthmax

Jelqing horizontally; Reverse Jelqing

Did you see Christian Ruballos' chode?? He definitely Girthmaxes

by anonymous February 29, 2024

girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis

I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.

by RemedyV2 March 2, 2024