meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006

flute

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

by joe balls March 11, 2008

flutester

a small ginnel

go up that flutester and it will be there somewhere

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

by BSuraci October 27, 2006

flute

the worst instrument section in the band. renowned for their 'flute-ups' and for sounding out of tune while not being heard.

Chris: man look at those flutes catching those push ups
Scott: no, i believe the correct term would be 'flute-ups'

by simba ditzler September 22, 2006

douche flute

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004

flutes

Flutes, or fat lutes, refers to expensive or noteworthy items in RPG's.

Man i just got some great flutes!

by Nowlax January 3, 2006