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Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..
Flutes by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014

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Men Who Play Flutes 

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass
See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

.9.Screech Flutes.9. 

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute
blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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