Penis flu

Pregnancy

“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”

by ToriSummars September 6, 2019

Ace Flu

An ironic noun when having a type of sloth psychosis in which the person under the influence of the psychosis become very lazy, slothlike and procrastinates often.

Professor: Where is your project, Jenkins?

Jenkins: I had ace flu last night so I didn't do it.

by Vanthaman December 16, 2009

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.

“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”

by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020

hiatus flu

A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.

"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"

"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."

by Rick Rolland June 28, 2016

Swank Flu

A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.

Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.

by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019

jug flu

Bad Hangover!

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!

by Mexican Cobra August 19, 2008