The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

by Thotbread February 13, 2017

Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

The Florida LongHead

The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.

I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.

by floridalongheadhunter239 March 27, 2011

cocoa florida

Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.

Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe

by TheGhettoGirl December 22, 2018

florida push

To hold your fish with arms stretched out to the camera. To make your fish appear larger for a photograph than it would appear if held normally. Most common in the bass fishing community and with Tampa Bay area salt water anglers

I keep seeing pictures of Whitted, with his perfect camera angles and Florida push to make his fish look giant.

by TacoReef FishTacos January 31, 2019

Florida Backwash

When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.

Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.

by DTAG32 April 29, 2022