Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

febreed

The smell of the mixture of both Febreeze and weed

"Bruh it smells Febreed in here"

by SaucyLamb January 15, 2017

February 9

A nice, caring, sweet en beautiful person was born on this day. If today is February 9th, please go wish that person a happy b-day because they deserve it!

just go wish him or her a happy b-day on February 9

by sumimaseen November 14, 2019

February 9th

A rad lad

She’s definitely a February 9th

by Shawty not righttt December 9, 2019

February 26th

February 26th is national throw it back for your homies day, where the boys go all city girls on the bitches 😳😳. Throw it back like a boss bitch boys, and use your power wisely.

Person 1: Hey bromie it’s February 26th, you know what that means...
Person 2: *throws it back*
Person 2: come here and throw it back on tiktok with me and show these 10 year olds whos boss
Person 1: *starts to sing act up by city girls*

by c r u n c h y s o c k February 16, 2020

February 28 National holding hands day

Hold hands with the person you love!!

Gf : why are we holding hands?
Bf: It’s February 28 National holding hands day

by Champonion February 26, 2020