Douchtayl

Golfing term deriverd from the word dovetail; to describe when two partners in a fourball betterball competition pick up holes where the partner hacks out and vis-versa. Supreme dominace over the opposition is imposed generally causing discontent and animosity by the losers, causing name calling eg. douch

Being 7 down with 6 to play, you can see from the defeated attitude of both player C and D, that they have been up against the magnificent douchtayl of player A and B

by Madhatters 2012 August 27, 2013

Douchatania

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

by NapalmNick September 12, 2013

douchiphany

The moment you realize that the person talking to you is a complete douchebag. Combination of 'douche' and 'epiphany.'

Mary: "I don't know what happened, we were talking and all of a sudden he told me how much money he makes and how expensive his watch was."

Jane: "You had a douchiphany. Better now than later."

by Futuramageek September 7, 2013

Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

Douchetard

A cross between a douchebag and a retard.

He's worse than an asshole. He's a real douchetard.

by Blacksophiecat November 10, 2013

Douchetosis

A person or being that acts or is like a douche bag. Normally a huge idiot.

"Man Jim seems to have been acting like a douche lately. I think he caught Douchetosis."

by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014

douchionary

N. A visionary of douche or a Visionary who is a douche.

The first frat boy to pop his collar was a douchionary. The founder of facebook was kinda a Douchionary.

by Spoilledeggz November 14, 2014