Douchtayl 

Golfing term deriverd from the word dovetail; to describe when two partners in a fourball betterball competition pick up holes where the partner hacks out and vis-versa. Supreme dominace over the opposition is imposed generally causing discontent and animosity by the losers, causing name calling eg. douch

Being 7 down with 6 to play, you can see from the defeated attitude of both player C and D, that they have been up against the magnificent douchtayl of player A and B

Douchtayl by Madhatters 2012 August 27, 2013

Douchality 

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

Douchality by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

douchay 

Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.

Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."

douchay by BryanNixon123 October 27, 2008

douchalouge  

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

douchalouge by mella rouge June 12, 2008

douchealouche 

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

douchealouche by Pacman October 29, 2004

douchtache 

A mustache worn by a douchebag.

Frankie Muniz is trying so hard to grow a douchtache, but he just can't!

douchtache by anne copperdink July 19, 2007

douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.

That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

douchtard by hhopper August 18, 2008