nic coma

when the nicotine hits you so hard, causing you to go into a “nic coma.”

“Aye bro lemme hit your juul.”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”

“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”

by Ben Hollifield July 10, 2019

Commack Corkscrew

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.

Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"

by Frenchie Ventimiglia June 3, 2009

commander in thief

the biggest pimpin' daddy-o

aka

George Bush

Hail to the thief George Bush

by Bush stole our election! November 21, 2003

command & conquer

The very beggining of the command & conquer series made by westwood. Sold millions of copys it made rts's well know to the computer world

C&C pwns for it takes a lot of skill to beat it.

by Jon May 1, 2005

Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009

Comance

A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.

"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"

"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!

by janexbang February 25, 2009

Command Z

Said to UNDO any situation in real life. Derived from the common Apple Keyboard shortcut Command+Z.

Patrick trips and spills juice all over his pants in front of large crowd, he shouts, "Command Z". Everyone understands and gets back to their business.

by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011