Cheater's Funeral 

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

Cheater's Funeral by HunterQT January 28, 2013

stealth chat 

when both chatters are invisible

Stealth chatting makes me feel like a ninja.

stealth chat by aznboi1337 February 28, 2010

barrens chat

the eternal home of chuck norris in WoW,as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds. many times, after getting a character out of the barrens, they create a new one, just to go back there.

example of barrens chat

barrens resident 1: hey guys
helpful passerby: yes?
barrens resident 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
barrens resident 2: reported
barrens resident 3:reported for reporting.

barrens chat by toxicwhirl July 5, 2006

Dead chat

When no one is chatting on a forum/server, such as a Discord server.

Server is silent for 15 mins.
Person: dead chat, sigh

Dead chat by Ich weiß nicht August 15, 2017

chat shit get banged 

An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.

Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged

chat shit get banged by technicalJohn January 27, 2016

Before He Cheats 

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Jig Chat 

A chat directed to scamming younger kids and companies. Some of the companies “jig chat” have scammed include Pampers, Gillette, Starbucks, and even Swingline. This chat is typically run by a greedy person who doesn’t care about anyone.

Random Person: Wow, have you seen how much Jig Chat has scammed?

Zach: Yea lol we making bank

Jig Chat by Bread With Corn June 4, 2018