Douche Canoe

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012

wet canoe

A Wet Canoe is where a guy craps in saran wrap or a plastic bag then uses it to dildoe a girl for sexual pleasure.

Nick wetcanoed Annah for some exciting new sexual pleasure.

by Jared Radabaugh+Nick Hughes May 13, 2005

Cantering muh piece

Riding someone's piece , HARD. This could be in different degrees (levels) of intensity. Mounting, riding, trotting, galloping, CANTERING (most extreme).

"DAYUM, dat boi be cantering muh piece soo badly!! Tell him to jump da fuck off!"

by Ingrida January 27, 2006

Canoeing

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.

We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!

by BigJimRabbitt May 15, 2018

Greasy Canoe

Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.

Dude, john just picked up some land whale and is taking her back for a greasy canoe!

by DgO4 December 1, 2011

Roman Candle Canoe Wars

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).

At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.

by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011

canterbury

a hole of a suburb in sydney, australia. There is nothing there....nothing at all. History tells us that Canterbury used to extend out to the nearby suburbs of punchbowl and marrickville, but they all eventually realised how shit it was and broke away. is due to recive an upgrading in the next couple of years.

person one: hey where do you live?
person two: umm..ahh..(whispers) canterbury
person one:oh my god! you poor devil!, dont worry mate, i wont spread it around.

by eimear111 July 7, 2007