Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.
Dude, john just picked up some land whale and is taking her back for a greasy canoe!
by DgO4 December 1, 2011
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